"Raven what’s on your face.
It is me”
being older than 15 in the homestuck fandom
Being 18 and older in the Homestuck fandom:
Being in the Homestuck fandom
you’re welcome internet.
Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you
psychopathswriters out there.
yeah, for writting..
now i am thinking about all the fics where a kid passes out because vampire and like how much can a vampire chug???
The average human stomach can hold about 2 liters. Average though. And that’s assuming they aren’t a particularly greedy vampire as well. Because think about it for a second, would you ever fucking be able to down a whole liter in one sitting? You could but you’d probably feel like ass afterwards.
no thank you
GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT
Now they just need to make the mmo version and everything will be perfect.
WHAT’S MY GRANDSON’S NAME
ARE THEY A BOY OR A GIRL
PLEASE DO HELP ME
WHY MUST MY HAIR BE GREY
WHICH START POKEMON ARE THEY GOING TO CHOOSE
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR BIKE INDOORS
WHY WOULD YOU FISH ON GRASS
HOW DO I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO USE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING
WHY CAN’T THE POKEMART JUST DELIVER THE POKEDEXES TO MY LAB?
WHY DID I CONGRATULATE THE NEW KID ON BEATING THE ELITE 4 AND CHAMPION MORE THAN MY OWN GRANDSON?
WHY DO I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIM SO OFTEN?
WHY DO I NEVER DRAW ILLUSTRATIONS ANY MORE? I WAS REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ASH WENT BACK IN TIME AND MET ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD SO IT’S HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT ALL MODERN CREATIONS IN POKEMON DATA COLLECTION ARE BASED OFF OF DESIGNS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ASH BROUGHT BACK WITH HIM TO THE PAST WHICH I THEN IMPLEMENTED AND DESIGNED IN THE FUTURE, NOT TO MENTION THE OBVIOUS IMPLICATIONS OF ME MEETING ASH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE PAST AND THEN STARTING HIM ON HIS QUEST TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER WHICH LEAD TO HIM GOING BACK INTO THE PAST TO EVEN MAKE ANY OF THIS POSSIBLE
HOW DO YOU EVEN CATCH 30 GOD DAMN TAUROS AND WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THEM AT MY HOUSE YOU ASSHOLE?!
the calendar of small talk
dude, why are you wearing a table.