Falris
A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

aydol:

prodigalpen:

RIP Mike Brown. His momma said she didn’t want anymore pics of him laying dead on the street so she shared pics of him as she knew him. This is one…

And I swear if it’s the last thing I do on this bloody website we are gunna make sure this doesn’t get forgotten. If we can’t get justice we’ll get change. The event in ferguson show that things have to fucking change

aydol:

prodigalpen:

RIP Mike Brown. His momma said she didn’t want anymore pics of him laying dead on the street so she shared pics of him as she knew him. This is one…

And I swear if it’s the last thing I do on this bloody website we are gunna make sure this doesn’t get forgotten. If we can’t get justice we’ll get change. The event in ferguson show that things have to fucking change
HIJABI COSPLAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thatweirdkiddyouknow:

LOOK AT THIS

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ATTACK ON TITAN!

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STAR WARS!!

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CHOBITS!!!

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HOMESTUCK!!!

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VOCALOID!!

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LOLITA!!!

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HIJABI COSPLAYS!!!!

Click pics for sources (if anyone recagnizes the last one, please link to her too!)

fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

shoutucker2:

your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto 

edwardspoonhands:

berenzero:

And people wonder why I love Wonder Woman so much.

Yeah, I can see why they wouldn’t just MAKE THIS MOVIE RIGHT DAMN NOW